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budvveiser:

Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do

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bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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